She can take meetings with her editors between wiping the dribble of Ozzy’s chin and changing his diaper.

But seriously, who made Katie Price (that is that Jordan chick with the grotesque breasts, right?) novel a bestseller?

And after seeing Sharon Osbourne’s life play out like a circus on camera, who would care to even give her writing a chance?

Is there a phrase for this already like Junk Lit or Bookz? (I call trademark on those phrases if they catch on).

That said, I am anxiously awaiting Scarlett Johansson’s autobiographical coming of age confessions (especially if there is a good cover photo.